Vine, vencí  y me voy !!!  ja, ja, ja.

Andrew McKie, Telegraph obituaries editor

Five novels; two kids; insufficient sex

Louise Doughty, novelist

Everyone who loved me is dead

Ellen Fanning

Fifteen years since last professional haircut

Dave Eggers, novelist

I like big butts; can't lie

Dave Russ

They attacked, we survived; let's eat

Charles Hollander

Can that really be the time?

Alex Clark, deputy editor, Granta

We're bound to meet again soon

Christopher Howse, Sacred Mysteries columnist

Bad brakes discovered at high speed

Johan Baumeister

Foetus, son, brother, husband, father, vegetable

Dick Hadfield

Liars! Hysterectomy didn't improve sex life

Joan Rivers, comedienne

I am trying, in every regard

Lionel Shriver, novelist

Fancied self as haiku. Was clerihew

Sam Leith, Telegraph literary editor

Still breathing, too early to tell

Simon Heffer, Telegraph columnist

Bad reputation, such a good girl

Erin Oldroyd

I still make coffee for two

Zak Nelson

Fourteen years old; story still untold

David Gidwani

Wasn't born a redhead; fixed that

Andie Grace

Kissed the boys, made them cry

Bryony Gordon, Telegraph columnist

Scored way too many own goals

Who did you say I was?
Posted by Tony Lynch on February 6, 2008 6:07 PM
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I came; decided not to stay.
Posted by Roy sainsbury on February 6, 2008 6:03 PM
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